'It'd scare the fuck out of yer flying ducks,' said Harry. |
Don't kill the lawyers, some might be human. This blog is chock-full of true stories, half-true stories, photos and fancy.
Friday, 26 August 2016
Long Tan Remembered. 'Thank the Jesus it's over there ...'
The battle of Long Tan was remembered last week. The battle, fifty years ago last Thursday 18 August, saw a little over 100 Australian infantrymen fight a North Vietnamese force at least ten times that size. With the aid of artillery support and helicopter resupply the Australians survived the enemy's onslaught and inflicted hundreds of casualties. It was a kind of victory.
Wednesday, 24 August 2016
Is China's Island Building in the South China Sea Offensive?
Has the international law of the sea been violated by this enormous penis shaped island? Who knows? But one things is certain ...
Tuesday, 23 August 2016
The Savage. Part 8 of 8.
The day Bob died Merle opened the suitcase for what she told herself would be the last time. With
her husband still beside her she set the cash tin on the sheet. Insider were her husband’s insignia, rising sun hat badge, wage book, tobacco tin, a dozen monochrome photographs and the letters bound together with string.
She
looked through the photographs. There was one she liked. Bob and a half dozen other soldiers and nurses on a tropical beach somewhere. They were
toasting the end of the war. Bob held his beer bottle high, a cigarette
dangling from his mouth. She smiled and put the photograph with the others.
Saturday, 20 August 2016
Going to Court is Bad. Very, Very Bad.
Let me be brutally honest, after most trials someone is left choking on what might as well be a mouldy sock stuffed with dehydrated testicles. Going to court is bad. Not just a
little bit bad but very, very bad. The BreakingBad kind of bad. The Bad Santa
kind of bad. The ‘fuck me officer, those cuffs are awfully tight’ kind of
bad.
It’s the kind of bad that comes when
someone owes you so much money that paying lawyers thousands of dollars
to get some back seems like a good idea. It’s the sort of bad that comes when
your once blissful marriage is so busted that some stranger has to tell you who
gets what and when you see the kids. It’s the kind of bad that happens when you’re
blamed for something so appalling that society wants you gaoled.
The Savage. Part 7 of 8.
Bob’s confusion did
not return until his seventy-fifth year. But when it did it stayed with
him and Merle for the rest of their days together.
Wednesday, 17 August 2016
The Savage. Part 6 of 8.
The war began on
his seventieth birthday. The children and their families had gathered along
with friends. Bob had celebrated by drinking more than he was used to. He downed
ten or more stubbies in the course of the day and night. It was late when he
joined Merle in bed but he didn’t stay. Sometime in the early hours of
the morning he left the bed and the room. Merle started but drifted back to
sleep only to be woken again when the first mango crashed into the tin. But
this was not mangoes falling onto the tin roof as sometimes happened. These
crashing sounds were coming from down the slope, down at the Bradshaw’s chicken
run.
Tuesday, 16 August 2016
Saltwater by Cathy McLennan Launched at James Cook University
Saltwater, Cathy McLennan's powerful memoir was launched at James Cook Univeristy recently.
Cathy spoke powerfully of her time working as a defence barrister in North Queensland. She related her time at the Townsville Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Legal Service and spoke movingly of her defence of Aboriginal children. At times close to tears she described how the experience marked her. She was just 22 years old at the time.
She said her book did not provide answers to the problems of justice for Aboriginals, but rather was a book of questions. She expressed the hope that the book would generate debate that may lead to solutions.
The book is a must read for anyone interested in this troubling area of justice.
Murdering Point published recently by Smashwords is a fictionalised account of a lawyer working for the same legal service. Unlike Saltwater, Murdering Point portrays an older and more jaded lawyer struggling with his defence of Indigenous Australians. This novel powerfully describes the helplessness of one defence counsel forced to work within a justice system ill-equipped to deliver justice to Aboriginal people. The story unfolds in Tully, Townsville and Palm Island and reaches it's thrilling climax at the place called Murdering Point.
Cathy spoke powerfully of her time working as a defence barrister in North Queensland. She related her time at the Townsville Aboriginal and Torres Strait Islander Legal Service and spoke movingly of her defence of Aboriginal children. At times close to tears she described how the experience marked her. She was just 22 years old at the time.
She said her book did not provide answers to the problems of justice for Aboriginals, but rather was a book of questions. She expressed the hope that the book would generate debate that may lead to solutions.
The book is a must read for anyone interested in this troubling area of justice.
Murdering Point published recently by Smashwords is a fictionalised account of a lawyer working for the same legal service. Unlike Saltwater, Murdering Point portrays an older and more jaded lawyer struggling with his defence of Indigenous Australians. This novel powerfully describes the helplessness of one defence counsel forced to work within a justice system ill-equipped to deliver justice to Aboriginal people. The story unfolds in Tully, Townsville and Palm Island and reaches it's thrilling climax at the place called Murdering Point.
Sunday, 14 August 2016
The Savage. Part 5 of 8.
Merle’s daughter
was born in January, her sister-in-law stayed until March. During that time
the young mango tree remained in its juice tin on the corner of the veranda. By
then the tin was rusting and its label sun-faded and torn. On the day Merle’s sister-in-law left the two
women conspired to plant the mango.
Saturday, 13 August 2016
Saltwater by Cathy McLennan: Another Must Read.
Cathy McLennan's Saltwater, like Murdering Point before it, is a must read for anyone interested in the Australian justice system and its catastrophic intersection with indigenous people.
Wednesday, 10 August 2016
Australia Barristers Go Walkabout.
Barristers in Australia frequently go walkabout. The vast size of the country means travel for work is essential. Those based in cities travel to regional towns. Those based in regional towns travel to remote communities and those based in remote communities sometimes disappear up their own clackers.
I've never been based anywhere but cities and towns so have not yet disappeared up anything. However I have enjoyed occasional forays into remote places.
Coastal North Queensland |
A certain sense of freedom comes with driving or flying into the bush. It is a privilege to experience this expansive place. Driving especially allows you to appreciate the land: the passing landscape melting into night, the smell of freshly turned earth and in summer, the warmth and weight of the air itself.
You can't capture the feelings but you can keep a visual record. It's not perfect but a few photos at least remind you of each journey into the land. Here are a few snaps from a recent trip to the tropics.
The Savage. Part 4 of 8.
By and large
Bob had kept the greenery in check. Even now, some sixty-five years later the
evidence was all about Merle: the dusty slope below the veranda, the sparse
shrubs down the sides and the heavily pruned frangipanis at the
front. But she had succeeded in one thing. She had planted and saved the mango
tree. Now it dominated one side of the back yard, its roots lifting and
toppling the old stone BBQ.
Merle kicked one of the mangoes at her feet. It rolled across the wonky boards, under the
railing and dropped. It landed with a thud in the dirt and rolled down to the dilapidated
chicken run. The slope was bordered by spindly grevillea and bottlebrush. None
of them were big. Bob never allowed them to grow as nature intended. It was
only with his physical and mental decline that they had been allowed to shoot
above a metre high. But then came the long drought so they remained thin and
grey and the Buffalo grass crackled under foot.
The old Bradshaw
place was a contrast. It was green down there were the neighbour’s plants had
their roots in the spring water that had only recently dried up. The Bradshaw’s
had long since moved but the cottage remained, as did the overgrown old chicken
run. Bananas and Pawpaws grew rank in the chicken shit and pumpkin and
passionfruit vines scrambled over the wire and tin. Some of the mangoes her
husband had rolled down the slope had germinated there and a couple of mango saplings
struggled above the vines.
It was 65 years old, its trunk the size of a beer barrel. |
Merle smiled at
the sight. Yes. She was glad she had fought to keep the mango tree. Now it was
the only plant of any size in their garden. It was 65 years old, its trunk the
size of a beer barrel; and not one of those dinky metal kegs, but a good old
wooden barrel. Bob had been dead against the tree and Merle had fought for it.
She remembered.
Bob’s sister had
brought the plant with her from Bowen in 1950. Merle was pregnant with her
first born and her sister-in-law had come to help out and to welcome her new
little relative. She had brought the plant as a gift. She had planted the seed
in a big Golden Circle pineapple juice tin. It was two months old when she left
for Brisbane. Then she nursed the plant between her feet and watered it during
the monstrous, stop-start two day train journey south. Bob and Merle met her at
the station. It was summer. No kaki this time. Just screaming sweaty school
kids and the smell of mangoes and pineapples in the freight wagons.
Bob thanked his
sister for the plant but he neglected to put it in the ground. When Merle asked
him about it he warned her about the affect it would have. He told her how big
and messy it would become; how what was fine in a vast north Queensland yard
would never do on a city block. But Merle knew now that Bob didn’t tell her
the truth: he didn’t tell her about his fire lines and the closed in feeling.
To be continued: Next time, Merle
defeats her husband as he tries to murder the tree she had planted and loved.
Monday, 8 August 2016
Can Thai Massage Kill You?
Trials are stressful; tough work at the very coalface of justice. To do well lawyers must master facts and law, conference witnesses, prepare cross-examinations and rehearse opening and closing addresses. Even slack lawyers who dispense with such trifles find trials stressful.
Trial lawyers handle stress in different ways. I know one barrister who starts each trial day by pulling cows' teats and ends them by strangling chickens and pulling more teats. Another liked to commence his marathon trials with separation or divorce; 'decluttering' he called it.
But what if you don't own a hobby farm and aren't inclined to dismantle your domestic life?
But what if you don't own a hobby farm and aren't inclined to dismantle your domestic life?
Saturday, 6 August 2016
The Savage. Part 3 of 8.
Bob returned to
Merle briefly in 1944. They enjoyed a frenzied fortnight together before he
travelled north again; this time to Far North Queensland to teach jungle
warfare to the latest recruits. He only returned for good when Japan was
destroyed and the war was over.
Merle met his
troop train at Roma Street Station. She recalled the steam and coal smoke and
the crush of kaki. Slouch hats were everywhere. Bob jumped from the still
moving train, dropped his duffle bag and embraced her. He kissed her and said
something she could not hear over the shouts of woman and children and the
screeching whistle of the steam engine.
Wednesday, 3 August 2016
The Savage. Part 2 of 8.
With her husband dead inside the house, Merle remembers how they met and wonders why things went so terribly wrong ...
'And bugger that paper boy, man, whoever.' She returned inside, made tea and toast and went to the back veranda. The L-shaped
space ran the length of two sides of the Queenslander. Merle
sat at an old cane setting and sipped her tea. A few mangoes were on the table
and a dozen more were scattered about the smooth-worn floorboards. Most of the
mangoes were green; some were scratched and chewed by flying fox and possum.
‘Bob's hand
grenades’ she said absently.
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